I got to test the Easytoys Green Vibrating Egg for Easytoys. The egg is from the Easytoys Mini Vibe Collection. The ideal toy for foreplay. The last time I used a vibrating Egg with remote control was already ten years ago. I didn't like it then. That is why I was very curious about the new generation Vibrating Eggs.
The packaging
All Easytoys products are shipped quickly and in an unrecognizable box. That's something that is very important in my case, because before you know it, our curious teenagers will have the package in their hands. When I opened the box and saw the transparent wrapping of the Egg, it was the color that first caught my eye. Poison green, a wonderfully playful color. You can also find the other colors on Easytoys' website. All of the technical data is clearly visible on the packaging. The packaging also includes the product description. I was delighted to see that the Egg is completely waterproof. Luckily we have a bath ????. I had to search for the included batteries, but they were already in the remote control. Just remove the plastic from in between the batteries and the egg is ready for use. I also received a sample packet of water-based lubricant. Very nice.
Technical description
The Easytoys Vibrating Egg runs on AAA batteries that are included. There are two batteries in the Egg and two in the remote. The remote control is easy to operate and has 10 variable settings. According to the description, the range is 20 meters and the Egg is very quiet. I'm very curious about that. It's so fun to play together with the Egg in public.
Price: €34.95
Length: 6.00 cm. The insertion depth is 6.00 cm.
Diameter: 3.50 cm
Waterproof: yes
You or your partner can control the vibrations via the remote control. You can scroll through the settings.
Material: Body Safe ABS (hard plastic) and free from plasticizers.
The Egg is easy to clean with soap and water or with a toy cleaner
Suitable lubricant: Water based, Silicone based
Cord: yes, very hygienic.
My first impression.
I impatiently opened the package and unlike my previous Egg, this Vibrating Egg felt soft. I was amazed by how light and soft it actually was. I wanted to turn it on right away and feel the vibrating force in my palm. My husband, however, saw it differently. He wanted me to experience the vibration only after inserting it. The remote control was taken straight out of my hands. Okay, please hurry ????
The test
The next morning I got out of the shower and the Egg was ready on my pillow. Oh, is this the type of day it's going to be? We work together in our own office, which gave us some room to play for the test. We have more privacy in the office than at home, ideal.
I smeared a little water-based lubricant on the Egg and it slid into me easily. Part one was a success. Then I had to relinquish control and be patient. Not my strongest point.
I drove to the office and at the first intersection I felt a slight tremor inside. I laughed, it tickled. And a little humor in sex is okay with me. My husband also thought it was very amusing to see my reaction. It was a short, but intense ride. My cheeks blushing, I entered the multi-company building where our office is located.
My husband was having a great time with the settings and it kept getting hotter. The fun we had quickly turned to desire. I had no idea and no control over when he would turn on the Egg. I went to the toilet and to my horror he turned on Egg just as I walked past the cleaning lady. Normally we always have a chat, but this time I walked away quickly. The distance to the toilet is 18 meters.
A little later we had a meeting and the whole time I was afraid my husband would turn on the Egg. The Egg is not quiet enough for that. Fine in busy public areas, but not during a personal conversation. Luckily my husband behaved himself. So our whole morning was sex. After about five hours I decided that it was enough. Not that I was bothered by the Egg, but I wanted an orgasm. We decided to have lunch at home. I used the cord to smoothly remove the Egg and my husband ended my torment.
Conclusion
The Easytoys Vibrating Egg worked better than I'd expected it to. Much has improved compared to ten years ago. The Egg is not flexible, but it does feel soft. It was a stimulating morning, the vibrations were powerful enough to cause tingling where you want it. It didn't give me an orgasm, but that wasn't the goal either. You can insert the Egg or put it in your panties against your clitoris.
On the highest setting you can certainly hear the Egg, I wouldn't mind if it were quieter. On the other hand, it wouldn't be a problem during a party. Great toy if you like fun and provocation in your sex life.